Here are two boops

I think the duality of boop is a load of boop, but I figured I would at least show two of the many boops that I take on whatever it is that graces these boops.

BOOP BOOP! Story Time! BOOP!
When I was in high school there was this kid who had ADHD, but his parents kept him so overmedicated on everything that he was sometimes mistaken for a mentally challenged individual. We were in band together and when the band director was talking, this kid would stare off into space and often start drooling. When the band director would ask him if he was paying attention, he would straighten up and shout, "Boop, boop! Yes, Mr. *name redacted*!" And it was often hilarious because of the amount of drool that he had on his chin that would go flying.

This blog is in memory of his antics.

He's not dead or anything, I just think it's hilarious and like to remember that it happened.

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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mugler88:

This is so “Crystal PEPSI”

mugler88:

This is so “Crystal PEPSI”

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

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bespectacledsloth:

all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:

Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.

Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.

At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.

A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.

The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.

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hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

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wittymoniker:

From: habas

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers (tag as many as you want tbhidc)

  • Name: Joshua
  • Nickname(s): Josh, JP, etc.
  • Birthday: May 11th
  • Sex: Male
  • Sexuality: Gaybot
  • Height: 6’3”
  • Time Zone: US Eastern (but barely, I’m like 20 minutes from Central)
  • Average hours of sleep I get each night: ~6-8
  • OTPs: I know it has something to do with shipping, but I don’t do anything if I don’t know what the initialism stands for.
  • The last thing I Googled was: ubc.com Second Language Acquisition
  • First word that comes to mind: “robot-orgasm”
  • What I last said to a family member: “And you know, I can be a pretty sour person”
  • One place that makes me happy and why: Beijing, China; good memories and food.   
  • How many blankets I sleep under: one, sometimes two.
  • Favourite beverage: coffee.
  • The last movie I watched in the cinema was: Guardians Of The Galaxy
  • Three things I can’t live without: Computer, coffee, and about ten more minutes
  • A piece of advice for all my followers: If you’re wondering whether you should do it, go for it. Or don’t. I’m not your mother. 
  • You have to listen to this song: “Crazy For You” by Hedley
  • My blog(s): Just this one

Tags: Already tagged a few people in my other one but if you wanna just do it anyway, go for it. 

I just got through this and realized that maybe this is the wrong one, but whatever. haniemarie topjesus @ohtheinanity youradorablebeast

hey-nnister:

helioscentrifuge:

SHOTS FIRED

Damn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast

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iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

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feministniall:

spice world is on netfliximage

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laughhard:

I never noticed this.

This all happened in one episode where they were trying to make an exaggerated point about how long they were arguing or making a joke. This happened a lot.

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kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

It’s coincidence. Also, it’s mostly inaccurate, since there are a lot of terminally ill cancer patients with good attitudes who probably won’t succeed in getting rid of their cancer.

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