Here are two boops

I think the duality of boop is a load of boop, but I figured I would at least show two of the many boops that I take on whatever it is that graces these boops.

BOOP BOOP! Story Time! BOOP!
When I was in high school there was this kid who had ADHD, but his parents kept him so overmedicated on everything that he was sometimes mistaken for a mentally challenged individual. We were in band together and when the band director was talking, this kid would stare off into space and often start drooling. When the band director would ask him if he was paying attention, he would straighten up and shout, "Boop, boop! Yes, Mr. *name redacted*!" And it was often hilarious because of the amount of drool that he had on his chin that would go flying.

This blog is in memory of his antics.

He's not dead or anything, I just think it's hilarious and like to remember that it happened.

cub-buns:

neekcreep:

beyonkeecannolis:

jamesbong00420:

incredible

okay I wasn’t ready for that to be so good

YESSSSS

I seriously can’t stop watching this

24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

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filthygoddamnhorrorblog:

(TRAILER) AHS: FREAK SHOW
MONSTERS AMONG US - PROMO

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gotitforcheap:

I changed my mind I like azealia banks 

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kateoplis:

In a first deal of its kind, Netflix and the Weinstein Company said Monday that they planned to release next year’s sequel to the movie “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” simultaneously across the globe on Netflix and a select number of Imax theaters.

The film, a follow-up to Ang Lee’s Academy Award-winning martial arts drama, is the first major motion picture to make its debut on the streaming service and in movie theaters at the same time. It will be available on Aug. 28 at no additional fee to Netflix subscribers and is the first of several films that Netflix is backing that will follow this new model for release. Only Imax is involved; other theater chains will not screen the film.”

Netflix Takes Aim at Hollywood | NYT

willambelli:

Support for this track comes from…. American Apparel !!! Courtney Act Alaska Thunderfuck & Willam Belli get the shirt on link under vid

WILLAM

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

And so is the Taurus for that matter.

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lordbape:

I also hate sociology teachers coddling white kids “we’re not blaming you no one is attacking you okay” like actually you need to be teaching them that if their immediate thought when they see the consequences of racism and white privilege is “my white feelings” there’s something societally wrong because they’re repeatedly putting their feelings of being sad about being privileged (cry me a river) on par with or above poc’s actual oppression

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theclearlydope:

I regret to inform you that Croc visors are real. 

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youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

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